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*w'psh* top of the mornin' to ya laddies! my name is jacksepticeye and welcome back to some more*texann accent* turmoil things are going great for me! i have 36% stock, $46k, a great face, and dental insurance! stuff is goin' mighty for jackaboy, and*texan accent* joshua, my boy. um, but we're comin' up close to- wait, what have you guys got? kyle... yes! over a dollar for the entire thing. this is gonna be a good one. i have to get a great piece of land for this. um, where are we goin'? somewhere high, somewhere low, *sings* over the fields in me kilt i'll go!all the lassies say "hello!"donald where's yer trousers? um, this one or this one? this one. don't outbid me. don't you outbid me.

don't you do it! don't do it!*clenched teeth* oh daisy! daisy daisy, quite contrary, how does a fist in your face feel? no, i wouldn't hit her. ok, i was gon... *laughs* i was gonna see if she took over my land again, and then if she did, i was gonna say, "now i'll hit her!" *laughs* um... ok, good! so that should help us a lot. again, i'm not gonna be doing the thermal stuff, i know a lot of people are sittin' there sayin', "jack! you need to do that to get the big gas pockets and then you get a shit ton of money!" at this point, i'm not good enough at it that i'll fuck it up more than i'll do it good, so i'm not gonna try and learn how to do it and mess everything up and screw my chances of winnin' this damn thing! i've got a good thing goin' on. also got some good advice, that i need 50%. it's not "if i have majority of all 100%." i actually need 50%. if i get up to 48%, and everybody else has all the other stock, then the person with the lowest stock gets kicked out, and then it goes down to 3 people, until somebody has 50% stock.

that's what the comments told me anyway, so i'm gonna believe that and stay goin'. uh, how much are we gettin'? 5%. okay. i might gamble on- no, it'll take like three-quarters of my money to do it. daisy or blanche are gonna get it. hopefully blanche. she has the most- *angry silence* 47,000! she paid more for that, than i have. i mean, she's up at 17% now, which kinda sucks, i mean, it's getting close to half of what i have, but *ugh* nah, i should be ok, i should be fine.

*rubs hands*here we go. yes. and she just wasted a shit ton of money, so that is also great news for jackaboy. we're gonna do this! oh i'm so excited! ha ha! i love turmoil! it's the best! i keep- ohp, ohp, oh, jimmy bob. what d'ya got? oh it's kinda shit. what have you got? ok, you got a way bigger one. i'll come back to you, bob, jimmy bob, whatever the fuck i called you. um... it- it's become one of those series that i cannot wait to get back in and record more of all the time. like, every single time i get to record a new episode of this, i'm just like "yes! waooo!" *giggles* and i don't want to do them like daily. i know a lot of people ask me to do that type of stuff for videos, but i don't ever want to do anything daily, because there's some people who don't like turmoil. i know, shocker, i know! relax! but... if they don't like turmoil, then i don't want to force them to watch it like every single day.

what is my fuckin' virus protection tellin' me? go away! stop. um, so i'd- i'd rather just- *right inc.* "7 cents." more like no sense. noncents. *chuckles* oh, i'm so funny. so, i'd rather just keep things goin', regularly. go away! fuck's sake! are we goin' good? we're fine! ah come on. fine as a daisy, fine as pickles.

god almighty, i'm makin' nothin'. oh wait. that's why. ok, that price is about to start rocketing over this. yes, then, get to seven-fifty. there we go. *spillage alarm rings* how?! it's ok, it's fine, we can manage. it's- it's all howdy doody, it's fine. i got really pissed off at the last one in the last episode, and everyone's like "is jack okay? it's just a game, why is he getting so angry at it?" it's all part of the fun, i think.

i'm not like genuinely upset, that it's gonna make me miserable for the rest of the day or anything like that. but it's part of the fun. plus it was stressful 'cause i was doin' really well the round before that, and then i did horribly. uh oh. oh, there it is. ok, i can probably get away without a rock. is it- ok, this is something i've never known as well is that- *sees prices* oh, good job i saw that. is it better to connect from this, or just go straight down? i dunno, 'cause this one is already upgraded. yeah, it's probably better to do that way. can that reach across and get there? actually, no, i'll do this. just to make sure i don't hit the rock- unless there's a fuckin' rock in the middle, ahhh! no rocks, yes!

sweet. haha! oh mama! that might be a big one now, fellas. is that a biggers? ooh, bigness! *greedy laugh* i love it! i love gettin' me some of that *texan accent* tasty oil. mmm mmm, feels good in my belly! don't drink the oil though, that'll make you sick and you'll die. julio, look for more oil please. got a good system goin' on. i think i have a system that's good enough to be able to win this game by now.*scans* ok, so it is lower. that's gas. i don't need that! and not gas as in hilarious, that's what irish people always say:*very irishly* ah sure jesus, that's gas. jes' yer a gas, lad! yer a gas, fucker. ok, there we go. um, can't intersect pipes, that's why i should've went, yeah. ooooooooo... see if i can just do this.

that is probably gonna hit a rock, so, to just preemtively do this... or not. cool. what happens if i do this? i don't know. i wanna make this thing go well.(go oil well, that is.) there we go, ok. i don't need more horses. and i'm sellin' at a good price, and we're only in june. mighty! glory greatest! ah, that's where it is. i'll get to that after. ah, you're spilling over into here, aren't you? shiiit... it's a very inefficient design then. this is comin' back over here and cloggin' up everything. how would i fix that? i can't really like turn off this. ulhhh... shite. we'll just see what happens. what's spillin'? stop that!

you should not be overspilling. yeah that's what i fuckin' thought, bitch! put down another horse just in case. makin' me panic like that. is that all the oil? if that's all the oil, then i can go hell for leather on this. oh no, no, you found this one, yeah. are you gonna find anything? i think that's it, i think that's all the oil. grand, sup! that'll do me, *irishy* oh devil about 'er! ho ho! on there boys! wait, just to check once more. i know it probably means that there's none left but still, i'd rather- i'd rather be right. okay you're empty okay, cool cool cool.

cool-ah-bool-ah. and that should be all the oil. not the best haul that i've ever gotten out of the game but... still decent enough! we should be getting up near thirty-five thousand. and you're not going back up. that was a great boon for me. gettin' that dollar *claps* they gettin' that dollar three *texan accent* oh it made me feel all goood. when i saw that dollar three, i was like man, it's like...

*still texan* it's like tulips in the springtime you know what i'm sayin'? it's like, it's like breaking your first cow... *also texan* it's like gettin' up all up on his back, just feelin' that, feelin' that power underneath you. i don't know what i'm saying, i'm trying to think of cool things to say in that accent but i don't know if- i don't know what to say (nervous little laugh) uh, okay, we'll close you. perfect! and that should be good- yes tastyy, tastyy oil!! now everybody stop.(hammer time)(wait a minute)(collaborate and listen)

i don't know if you have to make them stop but that just... definitely makes sure that there's nothing left. yess! not a fantastic piece of land but- that fucking spillage! oouh... i will become mayor of this town and eradicate spillage fines! actually when i'm mayor, then the spillage fines will be great for me, but... ssssuck my anus, game!

jeez! anyway i'm still doing great. but i could be doing better. okay, no spillage, yes, thank you! i needed you last time, where were you? *high pitched italian accent* son a ma beetch! right, what did i get? a 42 piece of land! that's'a pretty good. somebody bet on this? no?

augh, blanche! what are you doing to me? twistin' me little balls! don't do it! no, don't you do it! don't... blanche..... i. will. punch an old lady.... how much am i paying for this land? eight grand? tha's stoopid. maybe that's why, she's playing the long con. she's older than i am, she's been in this game a lot longer than i have, she knows what do.

um, right, so 4%... how much money do i have? 50 grand. 4%... should- will go for like, between 30 and 40 won't it? i still don't know if it's worth it. daisy's not gonna be bettin' this time anyway. so i might just let it roll. let it roll and let blanche or somebody get it- yeah... she spent a lotta money to just get that 4%, so now she's at 9 with 20 grand, 'cause what i wanna do, is bleed them dry now, so that when it gets close to the next part, see, i got- i got my stocks in early. this is, i mean that's not very close, but it's a little close for comfort. but then, after once one of these gets kicked out, then i'll have a shit ton of money at the end, to start like pumping into the rest of the stock.

so we're good! we're good, we're great, i'm gonna save my money, 'cause i think i have- i think i have enough to win this now. i think we're good jammy- ji- jimmy jimmy jimmy johnny. whatever the fuck your name is.*whistles with dowsers* cool. that's what you don't want. you don't want that either. *small laugh* ok, that's a better one. oh i'm pressin' the wrong button. i thought i was pressin' r. what is this? i dunno, but i'm gonna hafta sell some oil, straight away, here.

yeah, it's gas. i had a feelin'. umm... let's do... this... come on... there we go... can't afford the next horse! c'mon (x7) aaaauuuummm....horsie? and of course the price is coming back down already... there we go, there we go. it balanced out... it found it's mark!

*relieved* right! what else do we got? gimme more o that oil. this might be a really shit piece of land. i have 2 tiny pockets so far. the pockets in me trousers are bigger than these. do'n' matter. ooo, this could be fucking interesting, let's do a big one. yeah-ha-hah*japanese-ish* oh, daddy rikey! um, increase you. and then- yeah, there's a fuckin' big one! that's what'cha like ta see! and this is still a decent price. well decent enough. decent for my tastes, put it that way.

i don't need nothin' fancy, nothin' big, nothing grand, nothin' huge. ok... and we're low on funds again, so, can you please like, uh, make some of that money back real quick? ok, might get over seven-fifty, and then, increase these. oh (x11), oh (x5), *dog yapping* you better take that fuckin' oil, because i don't have enough for another horse yet. c'mon (x6) faster please, faster (x3). ok, that's you. you have a new one, um... there we go, that might be all the horses i get.

ok. where are you tellin' me? not there. not there- fuck. there's another big one. okay. did i buy rocks for this? i did, ok, cool. woooh! now you should be fine now, this should be good. and you... to you. yeah, cool. we're gonna have a network. dude, i have no idea what you found.

fuck all, you didn't find anything, go away, you're lyin' to me! god, i can't- ah shite! i get so worked up in that, i forget what the prices are, and now i have too many horses. oh only- yeah, ok. go (x5) might have to get a silo. *gruntily* i dunno! what do i do?! *small laugh* things are fine for just a- where? wher-? oh there's one. oh, the light was shinin' off my screen, i couldn't see anythin'. right, we'll go like this, and then down.

don't hit that gas pocket. daddy don't need no gas right now. don't need no gas, and no sass. i'm spendin' way too much upgradin' pipes. mmmmm..... *spillage alarm*c'mon! you were right there! that's a full fuckin' well right there. god fricker! gosh gee dangit man! ok, just put it right in there.( í¡â° íœê– í¡â°) there we go, nice.

that fuckin' silo's fillin' up fast! ok, we're gonna have to do this. because i have a lot of oil left in there, so fill up that silo. fill up that super silo. we'll get a great price near the end, and then i'll just go ham! absolute ham! 'cause we have this, ok, where's yours? what is with these-? don't hit it! what's with these piece of shit oil wells?! or oil pockets?

ok, that silo's full, so sell over there. ho! there's a good system goin' on. maybe not. you got- you got that? you good? you good homie g? ok, cool. and you might not find any more oil. just put another dude down here, just in case. fuck's sake, c'mon! *spillage dings* *frustrated laugh* are you good? goddammit! *spillage ding* there's more oil than i expected. but you said we wouldn't care about spillage fines, right? ri- right?

ok, i'm not sellin' for fucking 95 cents, not when i have a shit ton a oil, and i can make big moolahs. there we go, 2 supersilos, i only wanted to do that 'cause i wanted to see what it looked like to have them onscreen at the same time. i've never done that before! *laughs* yay! *giggle* fun times! um, yeah i think that's all the oil in the land, so... now we wait for good prices. we wait for the price to be right. wait, how much do you have left in ya? oh not a lot, ok, cool. how 'bout you? god, those are some big pockets a oil. holy god! right, are you empty? yes. it would be perfect if you emptied right now. it would also be perfect if you had a great fucking price.

ok, ok, just sell, oh god. oh did i run out of time? shiiit. i did not realize it was so close. i didn't realize it was so close to the end of the year! i had no spillage fines either, i coulda got at least 5 more outta that. ok, that's not so bad, that doesn't make me feel too bad, as long as i'm not losing horribly to these fuckers. um, land auction, let's go let's go. this one. no! ok, see if you outbid each other, no.

daisy that's mine. dais- yeah! thanks daisy, i mean you guys got great land anyway. you got a decent piece of land as well, but mine is going to be the *kiss* piã¨ce de rã©sistance. um, what are we goin' for? 9%! oh shit, i might have to spend like 50 grand on this. i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna do it. right before ricardo's. 47, ok. 50 grand, that would've been a stupid move, because nobody would've been able to buy at that point, so gettin' as close to ricardo's as i possibly could was a good idea. so now i only have 19, but i have 45% baby! oh! we only need 5 more! oh the end times are comin' peasants! you better fuckin' bow, and kneel, and serve your new mayor! not lookin' good for the people of this town if i'm gonna be mayor, and i'm actin' like this already. oooooh! there's 2 pockets right there.

nice fellas nice. put down 4 horses 'cause we're gonna need them anyway. again, shoulda staggered my horses,(stag... is that a pun?) instead of putting them all in together at the exact same time. eh, it's not so bad. um... righty, we're almost fuckin' overspillin' already. oh i didn't go to daphne's!!! oh, mistakes were made! we'll live with it, live with your mistakes, learn from your- learn from your problems. oh, is that 2?

that might be 2. gonna do this, and then this this. 'cause i wanna keep them close to the- to the actual incs. ok, kinda hoped i'd have the seven-fifty for this. c'mon (x9) oh wait, sell (x5) shit. there we go. bigger bigger bigger, bigger bigger better.

and then we'll go a thousand. nice. *deep sigh* cool. not so bad. *gruff welsh accent i guess* yer makin' a chicken out of a feather. *both dowsers whistle* jesus, *giggle* calm down lads will ye? oo, is this oil right here? ohh! *irishy* sure daisies i didn't see that, peter, fuck! ummm, you're 72, 73, goin' up goin' up. are you goin' up more?

ok, sell over there for a second. 'cause i kinda want a bit of money. now stop sellin'. uh, actually, no just keep sellin' over there. *irishy* fair play to ye. right. things are getting upgraded. are you guys ready? 'cause shit's about to go down now, in a second. we- we might have spillages happening. ok, let you guys clear out, and go. and then, put down another horse- oh no, i don't need to. ok. we're fine, we're good, haha! 'cause i have the speed thing on now, which is helping a lot.

um, oh yeah, you found more over here. aha! wait 'til they go, and you. shit, there's oil everywhere man! um... shiiit. let's do this, and this. don't hit a rock (x3) (doesn't notice prices) oh, i fuckin' leaked into that one again! good lord above! (still doesn't notice prices)

holy god there's lotsa oil! weehoo! wheeew! oil baby! i love me some oil, oil is the best- *texan accent* oil is the best commodity for me and my people. is this not yours? why aren't you vanishing? (still oblivious to prices) um, another oil well, or branch off this one? actually no, branch off this. just like that! *rock clang* fack!

is it worth it? *gas* oh, no (x10), nope (x5) (copying mark are we?) fuck! ok, just go. just go, all it's gonna do is push the oil out faster anyway. um, yeah, ok. so that's not your pocket then. ahhhhhh, you were hidin' some from me! oh mother of god, 2 wells and a shit ton of oil everywhere. was i sellin' over there and it was a shitty price? i completely forgot that that was a thing i was supposed to be paying attention to. ah, no!

ok, that's all the horses i need. my oil empire! i'm just sittin' here with like my hands on the table being like "hahahaha! all the oil!" *laughs* this game is so much fun! even when things go wrong, it's still fun to just... i dunno, see the mess that you've created. *laughs* ok, all in there. put down some more dowsers, see if there's anything else. this could be a really good one. jesus fucking christ.(language!) i'm gonna hafta put down a new well. um... oh i can't connect you without hitting the rock, can i? *clang* dammit!

fine, whatever. that was probably a terrible idea actually, now that i think about it. uh oh. (that's never a good sign) ok, there's some gas. aw, i coulda just branched this down. oh, spenditure, what even is? ok, this is about to get full, so, wait 'til those go away. we good? we got it? wait-

there's fuckin' oil everywhere, jesus christ! don't you- *dowser whistles* fuck's sake! i was just gonna say "don't you find more!" is that it? ok, um... oh, god almighty. i don't know what to do! there's more oil than i can get outta the ground! i need all hands on deck for this. we're already in october! had i been sellin' for pennies?

nevermind! we'll- we'll move past it. we'll- we'll move past it. not today, not today, it's not worth gettin' angry about. ok, start fillin' the silo again, wait for a price to go up. i think i might've gotten it all, i think i might've gotten it all. oh god, i didn't think we were gonna be able to do that one! did i get it all? *clap* yes! 44 thousand! woohahoo! no spillage! ninet- almost 20 grand on fuckin' *giggles* spendings, but whatever!

44 grand is a great price to take away from that. haha! suck it, suck it bitches! that's how jack do! that's how jack wins this game! can i actually just win this before anything else? can i get 50% now and that'll be the end of the game? i don't know. let's bid here. i wanna see what happens, unless there's not 5% to bid on. c'mon, try- try and outbid me! oh god, i spent 12 grand on that piece of land. oh, that's not smart.

what are you guys doin'? trying to outbid each other. well you- i spent 12 and you spent 6. you needed to spend a whole lot more. uh, let's see what this is, please be 5%... 8%! ok, i'ma get this oh i have to get this high, 'cause ricardo's gonna bid a lot as well. ok, i got it, i got it, i got it. i have 53%! "great job! you've acquired the majority of the shares and will become the new mayor, but before we bring out the cake, let's mine out the rest of the land and earn some extra cash!" yes! so technically i've won the game by now. like, no matter what i do, nobody else can get higher than that percent of shares.

so i have won the game *clap* yes!*added applause*congratulations, congratulations, shakin' everybody's hand, shakin' everybody's hand congratulations. well done! pushies! we did it! *triumphant laugh* oh that feels good! and there's no visitors. i guess people don't like us anymore. ok, we're gonna keep goin' though! we're not gonna end it there. there's still fuckin- there's oil to be had. i have to see how much money i can get by- before the end of this game by now. oh that feels good, that feels real fuckin' good. uhh, let's see. ok, uh, no. ok, you have the bigger of the two, so let's go with you first. and there's some good prices up, well, good enough for right now. nope, you're sellin' to the wrong place already! aaaaand... okay!

put you in there. coolio! aw man, there's such a, like, relief of stress now! because when i was doin' it before, i was like "ok, stuff has to go right in this series" 'cause i fucked it up completely already once, so then coming back into it now, i was like, "ok, i nee- i need to actually learn how to play the game, and if i fuck it up again, what do i do? start it again? no." so there was a lot of pressure on the series to actually like continue to do well. so i'm just glad now that stuff has worked. *sigh* feels good man. feels real good.

actually no, you can sell over here, that's not bad. can you get to seven-fifty? thank you. uh, and i'll upgrade you, 'cause i have a feeling you will be a more central line to suck everything else out. 'cause you're gonna dry up real quick. ok, dowsers, dowsers, dowsers, go go go. nice, good systems in place. good systems, great systems. ok, we'll go for you first, 'cause you're about to come off this other one that's not good! in fact that's shit! those are crappy pockets of oil. ok, that's a better price

what did you find? big ol' pile of shite all, that's what you found. and you? this is what i want! be more like this guy! gettin' these types of oil wells are what is- everything is all about. fuckin', look at these, oh that's a pretty big one actually. eh that's not bad, it's not bad bro. good job. i have a feeling i am going to hit some rocks on my way down here. we'll see.

ah, what are we doin'? i'ma build this now, because i think i'm gonna need it. we hit no rocks! that's great! that is very good. wait, is that the one? oh i don't even have the money. is that the one you found? no?! what did you find then? at least tell me! guy's comin' around goin' "hey! i found some oil!" and then i'm like, "where?" he's like, "you don't need to know." it's fine. with your fuckin' little dowser stick. uh, i'll put down another guy. feelin' pretty good about this. feel- feelin- feelin' pretty suave, feelin' pretty great. right, you're finding more oil. is it up here?

ok, so it's somewhere else down here. i'll find it in a little while, i don't know what the fuck you're talking about. that's kind of a shitty one now dude, not gonna lie. whatever. these are fucking great prices though! the hell? what happened? i dunno, i'ma fuckin' capitalize on this though. go go go. let's put you down there anyway. you found more over here. i have found ze motherload nice dudes! ok, i didn't actually need the rocks, but whatever.

that's not the one you found?! and this is not the one you foun-?! i'm finding oil where these guys are not. i'm doing a better job than you guys are. i have no idea where that is. christ, at least we're not spilling over. i- i say, as it's just about to spill over. no, we're good, we're fine, we're fine. you need to be upgraded badly. god, we're already in august! drain faster please! um, ok... i have no idea where you guys are finding this. we might have to wait longer, and that sucks! it sucks when you know there's more oil in the ground, but it's deeper down so you have to wait more months to get to it.

sucks bro. ah no!!! and the thing is, when you're watching these at home, i've watched, um, episodes of this back and i'm like, "why? why was i not paying attention to this? why was i lettin' it go on its own?" like, when you're- when you're watchin' it vicariously, it's so much easier to see all those things, i get so kerfuffled all the time. it's not around here, right? it is. okay. yours is probably around here somewhere as well then! it is! sons of bitches. ahm... ok, what's a good-? that's a decent price.

no, i don't need to. go go go. right, now that those dowsers are gone as well, i can send in more and then maybe i'll know where the fuck the oil is. go go go! go go go! sell, sell sell sell sell! that's what i like to see boys, that's what i like to see. *texan accent* that's what joshua likes to see. joshua's a simple man, he doesn't ask for much, but all he asks is that you get that sweet tasty oil, brother it's not worth upgrading that to three-oh-eight. might be worth upgrading though, if it doesn't get pulled out fast enough. ok, upgrade everything, upgrade everything, i need this oil out and gone!

and it's last month, i need to start selling. shiiit, i didn't get it all out in time. *frustrated noise* i got close! i got real fuckin' close! 32 thousand! i will take that. "the mayor's still-" oh i clicked on you by accident, sorry. um, does that mean i should just let the rest of you fight over stocks now? have at it! see if i give 2 fucks, i'm already mayor of the town. oh, who's gonna buy? who's gonna buy it? nobody? oh, blanche. fruitless endeavor, nobody cares. um, 66 cents, no, 72.

it's better than nothin'. and land auction. ok, um, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. so we go twice more? hmm, trying to see if i should do it now, i'll do 1 now, and then, get this one. and then maybe come back, 'cause if there is a secret level to be had, then i'll do it in another video. ah jesus, come on. 10 grand? it- it doesn't feel worth my time to do that. yes it does. *laughs* fuck it, fuck it, who's going to outbid me? if you outbid me now, you can have it, i don't care. i don't think they go above 12.

there we go, and we got 4 out of him still and 5 out of daisy, so that's not too bad. hoo! is it just me or is it gettin' hot in here? no? just me? maybe i'm havin' a heart attack, i don't know. *chuckles* what do you got? i knew it was- i was right to wait for you. 'cause you're closer to this which is what i wanted. get some of that oil out, get it out now, get- oh, get it, get it on out now. attaboy. at- there you go, attaboy. uh, right, what do you got here, fuckin' geribaldy?

*whispery* you had secrets too! ok, so... there... there, ok... put it down about here. nice! fuck. *slightly texan* c'mon now, rustle me up some oil, it's what i like to see, it's what i like to feel in my bones. i like oil, oil's good. it's black, like my soul.*giggles* this is so much fun! oha! i dunno if people even enjoy it as much as i do, i know people enjoy the series but i don't think you get the sheer elation that i get out of this series. *cheery grunt* it's just like paying- playing papers please all over again! that was like one of those series as well that i was just super fuckin' in to. *spillage clock ticks*yeah yeah, we're fine.*ticks again*

*stops ticking* *chicago gangster accent* nice, fellas! very nice, very good. very proud of all you guys, and what you been doin' so far. you know what? a raise for all of you- *sounds like markiplier* hey woah! oh yeah, this was like the really good piece of land, wasn't it? um, i'ma put down another well, here. 'cause i feel like that was part of my problem, was putting everything into the one well. like, branching off the same well too many times. is that all the oil that's in the land? no way! that can't be! okay, stop selling.

really?! that's all the oil that there is here. are you shittin' me? ok, you haven't got a lot left, so i'm- i'm piling into you right now. don't hit a rock! eh! ok, he didn't, thanks. and you don't have a lot left. i guess there just wasn't a lotta oil in here, well there is, but it's all in like 3 pockets. *laughs* dats fine. i can work with that, oh, i've worked with worse, i've worked with less.

and i'll work with worse again. *irishy* but sure, we're doin' grand now! *jack dances and sings in irish* ã“rã³, sã© do bheatha 'bhaile anois ar theacht an tsamhraidh. sorry. i broke into irish song and dance there for a second. *laughs* not bad not bad not bad. now if only i could figure out where gas was. let me just do some quick scans around.

'cause i'd be able to bring it up just a tad... ok, no, not worth it. the price i'd pay to get the stuff down there is not worth the price that it would get th- the money up to. i mean, maybe it would, but it's a fuckin' time waster. is that it? i wanna see. *laughs heartily* i spent 12 grand on that piece of land?! are you serious? ah god. ok, well i'm gonna leave this episode of turmoil here. say hello to your new mayor, people. i am the mayor of oilton. it- it's oiltown

um, i'm gonna come back next time, which might be the last episode, 'cause we have 4 left to do here, but i think the secret island's one, so it might be a shorter episode. who knows? i might go back to the start and just see how much oil i can get right at the beginning. i- i have no idea. we- we'll see what happens, but for now, thank you guys so much for watching this episode, if you liked it, punch that like button, in the face... like a boss! and,*softly* high fives all around.*w'psh!* *w'psh!* but thank you guys, and i will see all you dudes... in the next video!*"i'm everywhere" by teknoaxe plays* oh my army is almost gone! being a king is a hard balancing act. one day, you have a lovely princess, who will give you an heir to the throne. the next day, you have a barn on fire with dead soldiers and no money.*music ends* oh man, i'm so happy right now. oh, i'm gonna go eat so much ice cream! oh! *laughs*